Haiku Spoiler Alert!

I have no idea why this came to me this morning, but I was thinking it would be fun to ruin great surprises in movie history...in Haiku.

4 words changed it all.
Luke freaked out when Vader said,
"I am your father!"

Everybody knows
that the first rule of Fight Club
is Tyler aint real.

"I see dead people."
I also see Bruce Willis.
Ergo, he's dead too.

M. Night. Shymalan
copped out with aliens that
weren't waterproof.

In Unbreakable
lots of real bad shit happens
due to Mr. Glass.

Verbal is a gimp.
Which is why you'd never guess
he's Keyser Söze.

Is Citizen Kane
the best ever? Dunno, but
Rosebud is a sled.

At The Crying Game,
many could be heard screaming,
"That chick has a dick!"