Spidey fights back!

A few weeks ago, TML featured a post about Mob Taint. Well, it's seems that the forces of good are fighting fire with fire. This week I stumbled upon this vintage ad featuring Spider-Man. It appears he has a secret weapon against taint.

(actual advertisement from 1977)

That's right evil-doers. If you bring your malevolent taint into our city, Spidey will...well, the picture says it all.

Now, how exactly Spidey plans to do this is a mystery, but we here at TML have hypothesized that it involves some combination of web-fluid, pickle brine and an unnamed substance culled from the Hulk's septic tank.

Anyway Spidey, keep up the good work!

(click to enlarge and read what the original ad SHOULD have said.)