The Wheel of Reviews is the 4th most famous wheel in history. Obviously, #3 was the "Wheel of Fish" from the Weird Al Yankovic opus UHF. At #2 we have the world famous Wheel of Fortune, but not the bullshit Pat Sajak/Vanna White version. I mean the old school Chick Woolery/Susan Stafford version where you bought ceramic dalmatians and cheeses of the month and put the rest on gift certificate or account. And of course, the #1 wheel of all time is the Big Money Wheel from the bonus round of Match Game (back when no one knew for sure yet that Charles Nelson Riley "sucked blank"). Ironically, the actual wheel, which originated in ancient Mesopotamia in the 5th millennium BC and is perhaps the most important invention in the history of mankind, ranked only 78th. Go figure.
Anyway, from time to time, I will randomly (or not so randomly) spin the Wheel of Reviews and write a review pertaining to whatever category it lands on. Incidentally, I briefly considered making the 6th category "Toilet Paper" instead of "Sports," bust seriously, anyone who doesn't think Cottonelle is the best ever should piss off.
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