Hmm, this is a hard one.

Apparently people (i.e. men) that watch Major League Baseball games are the exact demographic being targeted for ED Medication, also known as Boner Pills. Viagara, Enzyte, Cialis, Coxafloppin*, you name it. When I watch a ballgame, I see nothing but ads for an entirely different ballgame. The latest one from Cialis features their now famous couple in matching outdoor bathtubs. In fact, it shows multiple couples in various outdoor bathtubs in different settings.


So, I think I've found a fundamental flaw in all of this. Cialis is recommended for guys with erectile dysfunction, but what if none of these guys has ED and is simply having trouble pitching wood because, well, THEY'RE OUTSIDE IN THE EVENING IN THE MOUNTAINS IN A FUCKING BATHTUB! Have these people never seen Seinfeld? Some things just simply don't, uh, work properly when cold and wet. Seriously, try a fireplace and a terrycloth robe before popping a pill to juice your junk. Just saying.

*NOTE: Coxafloppin not a real "dead head med" but should be.