Putting the "dumb" in "dumbfounded."

I know there are a million blogs and Internet postings dedicated to people who spell shit wrong, but when you see a wondrous sight like this on the lamppost immediately outside the door to your own building, it MUST be posted. I found this truly dumbfounding. Just, well...wow.



I tried to translate, but I'd need Indiana Jones and top secret decryption software to make a dent. Here's what I think is being said...

Reals = Reels
W.W.II Ideam = ????
Jewlery = Jewelry
ac air condistoner = air conditioner (making the letters "ac" redundant)
nic, nacs = knickknacks

They could have used this letter in A Clockwork Orange instead of ludovico. Hold someone's eyes open and make them read this. Instant mushbrain.