According to the free daily newspaper, 'metro', New Jersey is considering "banning genital-area waxing after two women complained that botched Brazilians gave them serious infections." I suggest that in true NJ style, they simply grow them out really, really long and then poof them straight up with tons of hairspray. Introducing "The Beaver Bouffant". (Screaming out off-key lyrics to "Livin' On A Prayer" is optional.)
